Thursday, 5 January 2012

Happy Bus Driver

Hey Bitchin' Followers!

Last night i spent the last night with my girlfriend before i journeyed off to university once more. I had a nice time apart from the power going out, using a torch to find my way to the toilet, shitting myself every time i walked around the corner because of the slight chance there would be a beautifully disgusting flesh craved zombie looking at me, wanting to devour me. Luckily enough there was no such thing waiting for me around the corner but the morning after when i decided it was time to go home, there was something else that was just as happy as a flesh eating zombie...



The Bus Driver.



As i walked through the disgusting, rusty doors of the chambers bus, i was greeted by a snort and growl from what appeared to be the most miserable bus driver i had ever seen. Joyfully, i asked for the fare to go back home (£2 for a f*cking 10 minute journey!!!) and he angry pounded the buttons to work out the price... Unfortunately, i only had a £20 note to pay the bus driver with and he was not pleased. Huffs and puffs were being spewed from the bus driver as his chubby fingers tried to gather £18 worth of change in 10p, 20p and 50p pieces, filling my wallet.

Finally collected my change, as i turned to find a seat, i had a miserable old granny staring directly at me who must of been around the age of 4,000 years old, obviously displeased about me holding up the entire bus journey. I simply smiled and sat down all jolly and merry while listening to some Motley Crue. Smiley Face.

All this and the day isn't even close to being over! Have you guys got any funny stories concerning the absolutely sh*t travel system? 

Stay Bitchin' Peeps!

18 comments:

  1. Well, the only funny bus travel story I can think of is in "Star Trek 4" when Spock uses the Vulcan death grip, on a guy with a mohawk haircut disturbing the bus with his loud music.... though the 4,000 year old granny on the bus probably knows Yoda, but not Spock.

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  2. Hahaha, never been a fan of StarTrek, but it wouldnt surprise me!

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  3. I LOVE star trek, seen all enterprise episodes, now watching voyager atm, ftw!

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  4. Might have to check them out :)

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  5. In my country buses are fu***ed too.
    Always late and full of old people.

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  6. i got lots of stories. some bad some good. This happened twice... I sat down on the bus super hung over on my way to work, minding my own business as usual. Then this lady sits right next to me, just staring at me. So i slowly decide to look at her just to make sure, then she has this huge smile on her face. She said "Are you a hair dresser?" i said no, but the whole time she was insisting i was a hair dresser. After that I was confused and she was too. Then she sat on the other seat. The second time, i was just getting on the bus and she was like whats ur name, and asked if i was a hairdresser. like wtf no!

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  7. I live in Mexico, so I have like over 9000 stories.

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  8. bus drivers are chaotic/evil for sure

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  9. Bus drivers are allowed to be grumpy. Because let`s face it, their job sucks. And getting a little grumpy is a totally normal response from a human being to a sucky situation. :)

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  10. I remember I went to my cousin to Disney World and the shuttle drivers are complete assholes.

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  11. one time a drug deal went on right next to me on the bus lol

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  12. haha cool story bro :)

    feel free to check out a few of mine.

    http://popgunreview.blogspot.com/

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  13. HAha, seems like a lot of cool stuff can happen on a bus!

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