Last night i spent the last night with my girlfriend before i journeyed off to university once more. I had a nice time apart from the power going out, using a torch to find my way to the toilet, shitting myself every time i walked around the corner because of the slight chance there would be a beautifully disgusting flesh craved zombie looking at me, wanting to devour me. Luckily enough there was no such thing waiting for me around the corner but the morning after when i decided it was time to go home, there was something else that was just as happy as a flesh eating zombie...
The Bus Driver.
As i walked through the disgusting, rusty doors of the chambers bus, i was greeted by a snort and growl from what appeared to be the most miserable bus driver i had ever seen. Joyfully, i asked for the fare to go back home (£2 for a f*cking 10 minute journey!!!) and he angry pounded the buttons to work out the price... Unfortunately, i only had a £20 note to pay the bus driver with and he was not pleased. Huffs and puffs were being spewed from the bus driver as his chubby fingers tried to gather £18 worth of change in 10p, 20p and 50p pieces, filling my wallet.
Finally collected my change, as i turned to find a seat, i had a miserable old granny staring directly at me who must of been around the age of 4,000 years old, obviously displeased about me holding up the entire bus journey. I simply smiled and sat down all jolly and merry while listening to some Motley Crue. Smiley Face.
All this and the day isn't even close to being over! Have you guys got any funny stories concerning the absolutely sh*t travel system?
Stay Bitchin' Peeps!
Well, the only funny bus travel story I can think of is in "Star Trek 4" when Spock uses the Vulcan death grip, on a guy with a mohawk haircut disturbing the bus with his loud music.... though the 4,000 year old granny on the bus probably knows Yoda, but not Spock.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, never been a fan of StarTrek, but it wouldnt surprise me!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE star trek, seen all enterprise episodes, now watching voyager atm, ftw!
ReplyDeleteMight have to check them out :)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteIn my country buses are fu***ed too.
ReplyDeleteAlways late and full of old people.
Hahaha, its bad right.
ReplyDeleteI live in Mexico, so I have like over 9000 stories.
ReplyDeletebus drivers are chaotic/evil for sure
ReplyDeleteBus drivers are allowed to be grumpy. Because let`s face it, their job sucks. And getting a little grumpy is a totally normal response from a human being to a sucky situation. :)
ReplyDeleteI remember I went to my cousin to Disney World and the shuttle drivers are complete assholes.
ReplyDeleteone time a drug deal went on right next to me on the bus lol
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, nice stories guys.
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HAha, seems like a lot of cool stuff can happen on a bus!
ReplyDeleteHaha :)
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