Chronical (2012) - Review

Hey Bitches

So the other day, decided i would go to the cinema with a few friends and we all decided on watching the new film about telekinesis, Chronical.

Prior to this, i was quite excited about going to watch this film as i thought it looked brilliant, so i was quite excited. The film does start out slightly slow, but this is soon changed and we start seeing utterly brilliant things! This movie basically shows everyone what it would be like to have telekinesis and everything we would ever want to do with that power, is shown in this movie.

I dont really want to spoil anything for anyone so i wont go into too much detail, but i highly recommend watching the film because it is just great. The ending is superb!

9 / 10.

Insidious (2010) - Review

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Last night i settled down and decided to watch one of the most scariest films ever made (apparently), Insidious. I sat down and watched it with my mate, who had seen it before and claimed that it was incredibly scary and myself, not usually being scared of horrors, actually felt quite nervous. 


Movie started off quite slow and boring, had some shit about some kid going to 'the further'? I dont know, wasnt exactly listening. Anyway my mate made me shit myself because he was scared of the film when i wasnt, but him screaming like a little girl made me jump in fear. 


At one point i accidently farted and almost shit myself because of my mate scaring the shit out of me!


Anyway this film was shit so ill rate it 4/10.

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Limitless (2011) - Review

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Since i havent had much time lately to do whatever i wanted, i decided that tonight i'll snuggle into bed and watch a film i've been excited about watching since i saw the trailer, Limitless. 


Now to start off, i was really looking forward to watching this film and i honestly thought this was going to be a 10/10 movie straight away but i was slightly thrown off by the whole concept. Let me explain but be wary of SPOILERS.


The film had a slow start and wasn't quite how i expected. I always like a film which starts off at the end and then explains how it got there in the first place and on that mention, i think it went really well how they pulled the story together, but like i said before, the concept wasn't exactly... Fantastic.


Basically, this guy has a shit life and he's a slob wanting to be a writer. He meets up with his ex girlfriends brother and is given a drug which apparently uses the other 80% of the human brain which normally isn't used, giving him super intelligence. First off, i have no idea why anyone would take a strange looking pill off someone as dodgy looking as this dealer but anyway, he took the pill and everything was going great for him and the film ended on a good note (not going into too much details as i don't want to ruin too much for people.


But the way the film was going, i honestly thought that it was going to be one of those films that ended in tragedy, with the main character actually dying. I think this probably would have been the better option because i think the 'happy, yey everything is great' ending made the whole thing look... Tacky.


I would give this film a total rating of... 6/10.


The idea was good but it just seemed poorly executed and in some places, corny. Half way through the film i was constantly checking how long was left because i was getting bored with the long windness of it and all the blurry, trippy scenes made my head hurt. 


In short, it was an alright movie which began getting dull. 


Have any of you guys seen this movie and what is your opinions of it?


Stay Bitchin' Peeps!

Planet Of The Apes (2001)

Hello Bitchin' Followers!

So it's January 4th, 4 days into the new year! Lets hope its going well for everyone so far! Now i had a couple of hours spare this morning and i noticed that Planet of The Apes was about to start on the movie channel and because i watched the newer 'The Rise of The Planet of The Apes', i thought it would be interesting to watch the prequels sequel! 

To start off, I've seen this movie before but it was so long ago, i couldn't remember much of what actually happened in the movie although i knew the basics. 

The film itself i would rate a 6/10. It was nowhere near as good as what i remembered and left many unanswered questions linked to the prequel that was released late last year. Now im not a huge Planet of The Apes fan and i know there has been many more films in this franchise than the 2001 and 2011 films but at the moment im not too convinced about watching them.

What did you guys think of Planet of The Apes (2001) and The Rise of The Planet of The Apes (2011)? Should i watch the other movies and will they explain many of the holes left in the story?

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