Amnesia - The Dark Decent

Hey Bitches

Last night i was watching some videos on youtube and i stumbled upon a game called 'Amnesia', a survival horror game. After watching some videos, i kept getting more tempted and tempted until finally, i decided i was getting this game. Off to the shops i rushed to buy this game, like an excited 5 year old over ice cream (saying that, i still get freakin' excited over buying ice cream!

As i got the the shop, the spotty checkout worker decided to ask for some ID... Which unfortunately i forgot to bring with me (not thinking i would be IDed for a certificated 15 year old game because im 18... In outrage, i stormed back home (not a long walk but regardless), grabbed my ID and rushed back to the shop to find that it was... wait for it... shut. Alot of swear words were spewed out in my few seconds of anger but luckily, i found another shop that was selling the game for the same price and was open... They didnt even ask for my ID...

Anyway finally after all this hype i got home and started playing and my god, what an amazing game! The first few minutes into it, i could find my heart beating ferociously as i crept through the rooms with my tiny latern. After literally 20 minutes into the game, i was shitting myself. Whats worse was i was on skype to my friend and he was just pissing himself. This game really gets to you and i can't wait to play it again tonight, even though im slightly nervous...

I highly recommend this game to all of you who like a good fright, just make sure the room is pitch black and you turn your speakers up to full, you'll freakin' love it!

Stay Bitchin' Bitches

Four Lions (2010) review

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Hope everyone had a good Saturday night, i stayed in because i just dont have any money. Sad face. But instead i decided to snuggle into bed with a warm cup of coco and watch a movie. (Sad Right?). Sad you say? Well yeah, fairly sad, but i dont really care!

Anyway i decided to watch 'Four Lions'. A black comedy based in london and is about 4 terriorists planning to suicide bomb london, but they are basically a group of failures. They're all idiots and they all continuously fail, which makes this film so funny! Whats better is its a British Comedy, which i LOVE.

8 / 10. This movie is typical British with a strange but awesome tweak mixed in. I quite enjoyed this movie and i highly recommend it to you comedy lovers.

What I'm Listening To!

Hey bitches!

Before i begin, ITS FREAKIN' SNOWING!!! SO EXCITED!! Bloody love the snow and its coming down quite hard! Hope i get lots and lots and lots! Anyone would think im 5! Ahem...

Already been outside with some uni friends, was freakin' awesome!

Anyway back to the matter, today im listening to something pretty old school, but it's such an amazing song by an amazing british band. You'll all love it!

Def Leppard - When Love and Hate Collide

Such an amazing band, one of my favourites of all time! Hope you enjoy this. Smiley face.

Stay Bitchin' Bitches

Captain America (2011) Review

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I lately caught this newish marvel superhero movie, Captain America. With high hopes for this movie (being a huge fan of marvel), i was very excited to watch and hoped it lived up to expectations.

Unfortunately, it didnt quite entertain me as much as i was hoping.

I think the overall storyline was good, followed the original plot fairly well and even led up awesomely to the upcoming 'Avengers' movie which looks absolutely freakin' awesome! This movie itself though seemed to have something lacking that is in other movies, needed more of a spark. I think it could be that there wasnt much actual comedy segments in this movie, it was just a typical American "Lets go kick some Nazi ass" type movie. I also thought that it started getting fairly long winded towards the end.

Overall i'd rate the movie 7 / 10 , some good action sequences and leading up to what looks to be the greatest film ever made. "The Avengers".

'Im A Poor Student'

Hey bitches.

So i know i throw this term around a lot that 'Im a poor student', which i actually am. I currently have £0. But luckily, hope has arisen before me!

I got an email about a job interview! AHH!

It's only 16 odd hours a week but it means i can earn some more dosh! Which i love doing! So i'll be attending that bad boy at some point (as soon as i organise it with the owner) and ill let my legion know the results!

Stay Bitchin' Bitches!

What I'm Listening To!

Hey bitches!

It's that time where i share with you what im listening to RIGHT NOW!

Last time, we saw Jackie Wilson, very famous artist, taking the stand, but tonight i present to you a band so great, they are just too amazing to explain! Well to me they are anyway!

Steel Panther - SuperSonic Sex Machine

Many of you may be unfamiliar with this song but im certain all of you would have heard from the band because of the continuous amount of time i go on about them! They're that good!

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Software Development Grade

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I know i havent been blogging lately, been very busy! Hopefully now though ill have some time to get back to my beloved followers! Winky face!

Anyway just thought i'd let you guys know, i got back my Software Development grade today. It was an assignment where i basically had to use C# to create some shitty code. Anyway i got a 2.1 (That is the equivalent to a B i think) so as you can imagine, im over the moon!

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